Grass is greener on the OTHER side

V for vendetta.....

V for vendetta(2005), i just saw that about a week ago. And phew i can hardly catch up on this particular scene. Which i kinda like the way he speaks and all, but never mind that. For those who can not understand a thing the dude said: the dude in the mask. Fear not, for now I Nicholas Arthur Drake would put in simpler terms of which you use everyday. Shall we begin?




Evey : Who are you?
V(the dude): Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.( translation, A dude wearing a mask for crying out loud, jeez)

Evey : I can see that
V(the dude):Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation. I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (translation, I know you're not blind, miss know it all. I'm just simply pointing out how dumb are you to ask a masked man who he is)

Evey :Ohh....Right
V(the dude):But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the most commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.(translation, now just keep you ears pealed and listen to me.)

V(the dude): Voila!! (translation OMG!!! Look at ME) In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate( translation i may seemed evil after all that ass kicking) This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished ( translation, i'm not just a any dude wearing a mask, I'm freedom which is kinda fucked up right now) However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified (I'm so so excited) and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin (i plan to kill some evil people) van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.(really Evil political people).

V(the dude):The only verdict is vengeance(therefore i shall have my revenge); a vendetta (vendetta = revenge), held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.( Not for me but for the good of people)

V(the dude): hahaha( translation LMAO) Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose( i don't always talk like that, all that Bullshit was just there to impress you), so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V

Evey: Are you like a crazy person?
V(the dude): I am quite sure they will say so( that the 12,354,983 times i've heard that)

Sometimes....

Wanna know what's cool? Try driving with an expired driving license and not wear your seat belt at the same time, wait.... wait here comes the best part, then get yourself pulled over during a road block. Isn't that just the craziest thing you can do? Well, That just happen to me.

And know what i got away, that cop just let me go saying " i bagi you satu peluang. (which also means Get out of my face Bitch before i change my mind) " And my heart was like "Hallelujah!! God is so so so good" Thank Him for that. Sometimes it takes fear to teach you a lesson like this one, i haven't been wearing my seat belt ever since i was confident enough on my driving skills that no major catastrophe would happen, and since i rarely got pulled over so what the heck, just drove without renewing my license. Lesson 1, wear that stinking belt of your no matter how great your driving skills is, even Lewis Hamilton does it, for crying out loud. Lesson 2, and the most important one FOLLOW the LAW DAMMIT!! It's there for a reason, Numb-nuts.

It's always that "sometimes", that slaps in the head , that kick us right in the balls, and whamp the wake up call hits you in the head like you just got hit by a train. It may be back stabbing best friends, cheating relationship or whatever shit that could happen to someone.

And how sometimes it's so hard to decide whether to tell the truth and hurt their feelings or keep it to yourself and spare their feelings? Well, let me tell you that's a pain in the ass. I'm going through that right now, and it's killing. And few of me friends were talking over this matter and one suddenly said : "Guys, if this situation just so happen to me and you need to choose to tell the truth or spare my feelings. I want you guys to choose to tell the truth. " I was speechless, felt like giving him a pat on the back "Nice going man!" but then it got me thinking as well what if it were to happen to me? After hours of thinking... i finally got through i chose "Guys, quit acting like a bitch and tell me the truth. I'll take it like a man." And when that really happens all one can say to oneself is "Sometimes shit just happens"