V for vendetta.....

V for vendetta(2005), i just saw that about a week ago. And phew i can hardly catch up on this particular scene. Which i kinda like the way he speaks and all, but never mind that. For those who can not understand a thing the dude said: the dude in the mask. Fear not, for now I Nicholas Arthur Drake would put in simpler terms of which you use everyday. Shall we begin?




Evey : Who are you?
V(the dude): Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.( translation, A dude wearing a mask for crying out loud, jeez)

Evey : I can see that
V(the dude):Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation. I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (translation, I know you're not blind, miss know it all. I'm just simply pointing out how dumb are you to ask a masked man who he is)

Evey :Ohh....Right
V(the dude):But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the most commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.(translation, now just keep you ears pealed and listen to me.)

V(the dude): Voila!! (translation OMG!!! Look at ME) In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate( translation i may seemed evil after all that ass kicking) This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished ( translation, i'm not just a any dude wearing a mask, I'm freedom which is kinda fucked up right now) However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified (I'm so so excited) and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin (i plan to kill some evil people) van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.(really Evil political people).

V(the dude):The only verdict is vengeance(therefore i shall have my revenge); a vendetta (vendetta = revenge), held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.( Not for me but for the good of people)

V(the dude): hahaha( translation LMAO) Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose( i don't always talk like that, all that Bullshit was just there to impress you), so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V

Evey: Are you like a crazy person?
V(the dude): I am quite sure they will say so( that the 12,354,983 times i've heard that)